Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 2

“…KOTTAM! Guard Yo’ GRILL!!!”

Church makes yo’ mouthpiece obese!!!

…like Della Reese!!!

When The Comic Nerd release, you lose teeth like Comics Ate My Brain!!!

…Nuckah, PLEASE!!! Blood floods yo’ dungarees!!!

And that’s just half of the Spacebooger’s warpath!!!

Laugh now and cry later, Letters to Myself rhyme greater,

…than the average A New World Order spectator!!!

They see Sims in the streets and say,

…yo, he nice because you die twice!!!

BitterAndrew comes as strong as a ripple,

While runnin’ on the Comic Treadmill hurts like a twisted nipple!!!

Russ Anderson‘ll make you green like a cucumber,

Bringing memories from way back when Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! was a newcomer!!!

Cable & Tweed use slugs from Mac-10’s, claimin’,

“let’s hug & make friends!!!“

Now, Dem’s Good Readin’ got you bleedin’ lovely,

Panels of Awesome!…rest eternally!!!

Rest where Munson let the worms be,

Grebok-Sod let the 9’s fly, baptize, and you’ll die!!!

Great Caesar’s Post leaves your spirit with a hole-y ghost!!!

JK Carrier put holes in most and For the ove of Comics looks shakey!!!

Slip-n-slide, and watch Yet Another Comics Blog break thee!!!

Look at what you made Pop! Goes the Icon do!!!

…brains blue

Crisis on Earth Prime just blew!!!

Time, time for Woody to give you the long goodbye!!!

And careful while Secret Earths kiss Siskoid the long goodnight!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

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6 Responses to “Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 2”

1. Friday Night Fights: Giving It To Everyone’s Least Favorite Cosmic Pain-in-the-Ass Says:
   April 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

   […] Apparently, Rachel Summers thinks so. Because Bahlactus commands, it’s Phoenix bitch-slapping the All-Powerful Jheri-Curled One for the win, courtesy of Chris Claremont and the Official Favorite Artist of Pop! Goes The Icon™, John Romita, Jr.: […]

2. Friday Night Fightss Classic: Kung-Fu Fighting | For The Love of Comics Says:
   April 25th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

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3. Munsonisms™ » Friday Night Fights- Classic Edition Round 2!!!!! Says:
   April 25th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

   […] Yeah, that’s gonna leave a mark!  Bahlactus knows how to guard his grill! He wouldn’t go out like that Batman lite fool the Raven.  He’d go up side The Grand’s head with the power he gains from the Friday Night Fights, so go check him and the rest of the FNF’ers out and tell ‘em Munson sent ya. […]

4. Panels of Awesome! » Friday Night Fights Classic: The Value of Friends Says:
   April 25th, 2008 at 7:29 pm

   […] In this classic installment of Friday Night Fights, we see the value of friendship and sticking to your word. Spider-Man was given a very special message from Rabin’s previous victims that he tried to pass off as friends. They asked that Spider-Man deliver the most painful message possible… […]

5. FnF: An Enemy Who Can Fight Back | SpaceBooger.com Says:
   April 25th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

   […] Bahlactus is Calling Out The Classics! Friday Night Fights CLASSIC EDITION! Round 2! […]

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   […] Clint Barton shows off his elevator etiquette in Hawkeye #3. Bahlactus has spoken! […]

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