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Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 7

Friday, May 30th, 2008

“…now serving”

“…all new Gojira flavored..

“…green fists…”

“…and SPAM!!!“

Church is in the hood bouncin’, sprayin’ like a fountain,

Money like a mountain, tell Ninja Shark Bites why you doubtin’?

Comics Ate My Brain know why the doubt is, ‘cuz BitterAndrew gettin’ paper,

Hey, tell Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! again!!!

…gettin’ paper!!!

Great Caesar’s Post is in the groove with the bass sound, and the tunes on,

With security on SpaceBooger, got the goons on Comic Treadmill!!!

Ronin Marketeer is you with Hero Sandwich?

If Siskoid got a problem then,

Grebok-Sod come and get Russ!!!

Things on the corner, Yet Another Comics Blog,

Letters to Myself know the block is bumpin’!!!

Speakers in Woody’s trunk, -ish is thumpin’,

They playin’ Pop! Goes the Icon’s song, and the ring is jumpin’!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

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Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 6

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

“…why does it hurt?!?“

Yo, hey Great Caesar’s Post, are you sure about that?!?

Russ Anderson wanna know about the MAC,

Bacardi show at the front and make A New World Order go out the back!!!

Blow through Woody’s front (make it go out the back)!!!

Hey, yo, Dem’s Good Readin’ let fifty shots blow out the MAC,

Ninja Shark Bites ain’t nothin’ slow about the thunder-clap!!!

Man, Panels of Awesome! come through with the heat,

Comic Treadmill come through with the Kung-FU beat,

Like Munson comes through in Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!’s dreams!!!

And you know how Tangognat play,

When Hero Sandwich poppin’ the glock,

Siskoid flows A-to-the-K,

BitterAndrew chops the block

Pop! Goes the Icon untucks like S.W.A.T.!!!

Yet Another Comics Blog lands the helicopter on the block,

And SpaceBooger put Comics Ate My Brain on the news,

(wasn’t proper to watch),

JK Carrier knows Grebok-Sod acts like his clique is bananas,

Catch Bully in your strip, in all black wearin’ bandanas!!!

Church dares a nucka to act retarded,

So Sims can lift you off your feet like Vince Carter!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!



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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

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Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 5

Friday, May 16th, 2008

“…remember all caps when you spell my name…DOOM!!!“

Big up, big up, it’s a a stick up, stick up!!!

And Sims’s shootin’ nucka’s quick if Great Caesar’s Post hiccups!!!

Unfortunately, we can’t let Bacardi fill his clip up in Woody’s back and head piece,

The opposite of peace, sending SpaceBooger’s mama a wreath!!!

Talkin’ to the robbery expert,

Steppin’ to the wake with A New World Order’s blood on Ninja Shark Bites‘ shirt,

Don’t be a jerk and get smoked over being resistant!!!

Cuz’ when Comic Treadmill lick shots, the -ish gets persistent!!!

Huh, goodness gracious, the papers, where the cash at?!?

Where the stash at?!?

For the Love of Comics, pass that before you get your grave dug!!!

From the thug, Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!’s .357 slug!!!

And Dem’s Good Readin’ got an itchy one grip,

One in the chamber, 32 in the clip,

BitterAndrew better strip, yeah nucka PEEL!!!

Before Comics Ate My Brain find out how blue steel feel!!!

From the beretta, puttin’ all the holes in Hero Sandwich’s sweater,

The money getter, Munson don’t have better,

Rolex watches and colorful swatches,

TangognaT diggin’ in pockets, JK Carrier can’t stop it!!!

Man, Letters to Myself come through and Bully is takin’ high school rings too!!!

Pop! Goes the Icon‘ll get stripped down for Russ Anderson’s Nike’s and Kangol!!!

And when Fortress of Fortitude rocks Siskoid and drops Grebok-Sod, he’s door knockin’,

And if Crisis on Earth Prime is resistant?!?

Blaka! Blaka!! Blaka!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!



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