Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 4
Have Letters to Myself tusslin’ & clutchin’ his knee,
While Panels of Awesome! struggles to breathe!!!
Make the gat splatter to Hero Sandwich’s bladder,
Like Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!’s ring disease,
(Yeah, we know), Bully’s holdin’ weight!!!
So just give JK Carrier the keys,
And watch the flick to witness Siskoid bleed!!!
Paramedics cuttin’ Comic Treadmill’s jeans,
Rippin’ Pop! Goes the Icon’s sleeves,
Puttin’ Woody’s ass in a bodybag,
…and zip it to leave!!!
Ain’t no mutha-hubbard do it like Sims do,
For the Love of Comics and Grebok-Sod runnin’ up,
But I Was Ben puttin’ two in Comics Ate My Brain & Munson too!!!
Yet Another Comics Blog put heads to bed like Crisis on Earth Prime with the flu,
Puttin’ a hit on Comic Coverage, while he runs wild with his crew!!!
And SpaceBooger is a liar when stealin’ Great Caesar’s Post’s truth!!!
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!
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