Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 5

…remember all caps when you spell my name…DOOM!!!

Big up, big up, it’s a a stick up, stick up!!!

And Sims’s shootin’ nucka’s quick if Great Caesar’s Post hiccups!!!

Unfortunately, we can’t let Bacardi fill his clip up in Woody’s back and head piece,

The opposite of peace, sending SpaceBooger’s mama a wreath!!!

Talkin’ to the robbery expert,

Steppin’ to the wake with A New World Order’s blood on Ninja Shark Bites‘ shirt,

Don’t be a jerk and get smoked over being resistant!!!

Cuz’ when Comic Treadmill lick shots, the -ish gets persistent!!!

Huh, goodness gracious, the papers, where the cash at?!?

Where the stash at?!?

For the Love of Comics, pass that before you get your grave dug!!!

From the thug, Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!’s .357 slug!!!

And Dem’s Good Readin’ got an itchy one grip,

One in the chamber, 32 in the clip,

BitterAndrew better strip, yeah nucka PEEL!!!

Before Comics Ate My Brain find out how blue steel feel!!!

From the beretta, puttin’ all the holes in Hero Sandwich’s sweater,

The money getter, Munson don’t have better,

Rolex watches and colorful swatches,

TangognaT diggin’ in pockets, JK Carrier can’t stop it!!!

Man, Letters to Myself come through and Bully is takin’ high school rings too!!!

Pop! Goes the Icon‘ll get stripped down for Russ Anderson’s Nike’s and Kangol!!!

And when Fortress of Fortitude rocks Siskoid and drops Grebok-Sod, he’s door knockin’,

And if Crisis on Earth Prime is resistant?!?

Blaka! Blaka!! Blaka!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!



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