Hood could swallow the Comic Treadmill with bullets to follow,

There’s so much coke Siskoid could run the slalom!!!

And cops comb Ninja Shark Bites top to bottom,

They say cats like OracleBatgirl is prone to violence!!!

…but it’s home, sweet home…

Where personalities crash and SpaceBooger meets chrome!!!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! prices the ring up like it’s Woody’s Wall Street home!!!

And Great Caesar’s Post is worse than the low on the Dow Jones!!!

Welcome to hell, where Yet Another Comics Blog is welcome to sell,

But when Baddie’s shells come, BitterAndrew better return ‘em,

All scars, (Letters to Myself earn ‘em)!!!

Comics Ate My Brain watch for cops hoppin’ out the back of a van,

Hero Sandwich wears a G on his chest, but Blah-g de Wicked Juan don’t need that for damn!!!

This ain’t sewn outfits, homes, The Fantom Walks is about it,

Continuity Error clappin’ them flamers before Church became famous,

Funkin’ with Sims, Bacardi shall forever remain nameless!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!