Hero Sandwich is back with Woody’s brand new invention,

Something grabs a hold of Roscoe’s Public Notes tightly,

Stars and Garters flows like a harpoon daily and nightly,

Will Bleachroot ever stop?

Yo, Great Caesar’s Post don’t know!!!

Turn off the lights and JK Carrier‘ll glow!!!

To the extreme Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! rocks a mic like a vandal,

SpaceBooger lights up the stage,

…and Dinosaur Blues will wax BitterAndrew like a candle!!!

Dance! Bacardi‘ll rush to the speaker that booms,

Behold the Geek’s killin’ Comic Treadmill’s brain like a poisonous mushroom!!!

Deadly, when Comics Ate My Brain plays a dope melody,

Anything less than the best is a felony!!!

Love Letters to Myself or leave Phoning It In,

Lady, That’s My Skull better gain weight,

Lucy Anne better hit the bull’s eye,

…lil’ stuffed Bully don’t play!!!

If there was a problem,

YO! Sims will solve it!!!

Check out the hook while Bahlactus dissolves it!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!