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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing a link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night must include a female fighter in the panel mix. It’s ladies night, and it’s time to bring the fight!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

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Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night Round 2

Friday, August 8th, 2008

“…every night is Ladies Night!!! For the win!!!“

Practice makes perfect, Sims‘ relaxin’ at rehearsal,

SpaceBooger is gonna run the ball professional like Hershel!!!

The talk of the game is Bleachroot,

But Great Caesar’s Post wonders if he’ll still be talkin’…

…after Hero Sandwich dies!!!

But that’s not important, the fight is more important,

And Pop! Goes the Icon has been swimmin’ that water like he was snorkeling!!!

Understand Woody traversed that water like a dolphin,

Roscoe’s Public Notes put Stars and Garters out like an orphan!!!

Why did they start Bacardi?

Can’t JK Carrier park too?

Comic Treadmill ran into the booth to change like Clark Kent!!!

Bully rides the Lambo with the dark tint,

Cable & Tweed leaves you blazin’ with a cigar scent,

BitterAndrew’s by himself, while WickedJuan runs his mouth like an auction!!!

Ladies Night forever!!!

And Ninja Shark Bites stay on point like a box cutter!!!

Dem’s Good Readin’ heard what Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! said,

…motherfucker…

Did The Secret of Wednesday’s Haul stutter?!?

Phoning It In about the brown paper bag,

And Baddie represents the hustle!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!



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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing a link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night must include a female fighter in the panel mix. It’s ladies night, and it’s time to bring the fight!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

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Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night Round 1

Friday, August 1st, 2008

“…never tangle with a lady in a game of hot hands!!!”

Sims said, Oh what a FIGHT!,

Great Caesar’s Post should be like Woody instead of fightin’ like Munson!!!

Stars and Garters like to fight JK Carrier instead of fightin’ with Hero Sandwich!!!

Dem’s Good Readin’ and Phoning It In got the fight to incite,

Wicked Juan is gonna catch a flight!!!

Heh, round one and shit,

It’s Ladies Night, what?!?, it’s Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! on the mic,

Comics Ate My Brain brought thunder like the sugar got the spice!!!

Letters To Myself rolled Cable & Tweed tight, The Comic Treadmill keeps the rhymes right,

..I just made this motherfucker up last night!!!

And uhh…Bacardi’s the rookie on the team, BitterAndrew and SpaceBooger gettin’ cream,

…like Thelma and Louise!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!



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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing a link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night must include a female fighter in the panel mix. It’s ladies night, and it’s time to bring the fight!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

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