Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night Round 6

How many bones did you break in the last round?!?
Fuck it, Sims is goin’ for ten!!!
Bring it! What?!?
Bacardi’s right here!!!
BitterAndrew not goin’ anywhere,
Roscoe’s Public Notes is right here!!!
This is JK Carrier and SPaceBooger don’t share,
Woody’s right here!!!
Bring your crew, cuz Bully don’t care!!!
Comics Ate My Brain right here!!!
Bring it! What?!?
Tamas Jakab right here!!!
Stars and Garters not goin’ anywhere,
Great Caesar’s Post is right here!!!
This is Ninja Shark Bites and Hero Sandwich don’t share,
Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! right here!!!
Bring your crew, cuz Letters to Myself don’t care!!!
Comic Treadmill is right here!!!
One more time,
Baddie gots to hit Bleachroot off,
Dem’s Good Readin’ make the streets talk,
This gonna be,
Halfway to the end,
…of this Friday Night Fights thing…
Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!


September 12th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
[...] In other words, it’s way past time for FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS! [...]
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September 12th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
[...] You gotta be impressed a woman who can hit you with a fire escape. Bahlactus has spoken. [...]
September 12th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
[...] I now turn you over to the Friday Night Fights commissioner for some more violence! [...]
September 13th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
[...] Friday again? That can only mean one thing: Larry and Balki! Oh wait, no…that actually means it’s Bahlactus’s Friday Night Fights, Ladies Night! And what better time to bring out our ultimate fighter? Some say her hair is made of satin, that her laughter can make the bitterest enemies kiss and make up, and that if you throw her off the Brooklyn Bridge, she’ll just bounce back and knee you in the bollocks. All we know is, she’s called Gwen Stacy: All panels tonight (and in yesterday’s post, for that matter) are from Amazing Spider-Man #69, written by Stan Lee, storyboarded by John Romita, finished by Jim Mooney, lettered by Sam Rosen The last time anyone tried to toss Bahlactus off a bridge, he just ate them. « Don’t mention his wife! Saturday Morning Cartoon: Magneto and Titanium Man » [...]