…You know where SpaceBooger is comin’ from…

Great Caesar’s Post might think everything is all good,

But at the end of the day…

…Bacardi’s all wrong!

You might think that you know Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!,

…You know where JK Carrier is comin’ from…

Roscoe’s Public Notes might think everything is all good,

But at the end of the day…

…Hoosier Journal of Inanity’s all done!

You might think that you know BitterAndrew,

…You know where Stars and Garters is comin’ from…

Hero Sandwich might think everything is all good,

But at the end of the day…

…Comics Ate My Brain’s all gone!

You might think that you know Bleachroot,

…You know where Comic Treadmill is runnin’ from…

Woody might think everything is all good,

But at the end of the day…

…Phoning It In’s all wrong!

Done.

Gone.

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!