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Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 8

Friday, June 6th, 2008


Yo! It’s been instilled in Baddie since infinite ya’ll,

Usin’ these minutes like Pop! Goes the Icon valued the call!!!

Put Woody’s money in the bank, and hold rank,

Over friends Bacardi ain’t got leadership skills,

For the Love of Comics got the sheep in his eyes,

So BitterAndrew can’t sleep,

I Was Ben like the, land and laid, the brand old way!!!

Grand operate the Great Caesar’s Post way, L.I. sheist,

Hero Sandwich rock the XBOX instead of funkin’ with dice!!!

JK Carrier hate losin’ to those who walk away with Dem’s Good Readin’s dough,

Cuz Grebok-Sod dozed, and Siskoid broke free!!!

And now Comic Treadmill wanna see the resident provoking Yet Another Comics Blog,

To pop wheelies on SpaceBooger’s bicycle,

…watch Russ’s eyes twinkle!!!

One house, two houses, third house,

House rules, so house take bank, watch Cable & Tweed bank!!!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! had ‘em on the hawk since Atlanta (extravaganza!!!)

Church dropped a gamma ray rap,

…and Sims made the HULK snap!!!

(until)

Phoning It In jumped back like James Brown,

HEY NOW!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 7

Friday, May 30th, 2008

…now serving”

“…all new Gojira flavored..

“…green fists…”

“…and SPAM!!!

Church is in the hood bouncin’, sprayin’ like a fountain,

Money like a mountain, tell Ninja Shark Bites why you doubtin’?

Comics Ate My Brain know why the doubt is, ‘cuz BitterAndrew gettin’ paper,

Hey, tell Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! again!!!

…gettin’ paper!!!

Great Caesar’s Post is in the groove with the bass sound, and the tunes on,

With security on SpaceBooger, got the goons on Comic Treadmill!!!

Ronin Marketeer is you with Hero Sandwich?

If Siskoid got a problem then,

Grebok-Sod come and get Russ!!!

Things on the corner, Yet Another Comics Blog,

Letters to Myself know the block is bumpin’!!!

Speakers in Woody’s trunk, -ish is thumpin’,

They playin’ Pop! Goes the Icon’s song, and the ring is jumpin’!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 6

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

…why does it hurt?!?

Yo, hey Great Caesar’s Post, are you sure about that?!?

Russ Anderson wanna know about the MAC,

Bacardi show at the front and make A New World Order go out the back!!!

Blow through Woody’s front (make it go out the back)!!!

Hey, yo, Dem’s Good Readin’ let fifty shots blow out the MAC,

Ninja Shark Bites ain’t nothin’ slow about the thunder-clap!!!

Man, Panels of Awesome! come through with the heat,

Comic Treadmill come through with the Kung-FU beat,

Like Munson comes through in Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!’s dreams!!!

And you know how Tangognat play,

When Hero Sandwich poppin’ the glock,

Siskoid flows A-to-the-K,

BitterAndrew chops the block

Pop! Goes the Icon untucks like S.W.A.T.!!!

Yet Another Comics Blog lands the helicopter on the block,

And SpaceBooger put Comics Ate My Brain on the news,

(wasn’t proper to watch),

JK Carrier knows Grebok-Sod acts like his clique is bananas,

Catch Bully in your strip, in all black wearin’ bandanas!!!

Church dares a nucka to act retarded,

So Sims can lift you off your feet like Vince Carter!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!