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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 9

Friday, June 13th, 2008

“…this birthday belongs to Bahlactus!!!

Yesterday Gates Rants about Comics felt the most hated,

Siskoid thought Baddie couldn’t take it,

They said Letters to Myself couldn’t make it!!!

And today BitterAndrew’s feelin’ brand new!!!

The Secret of Wednesday’s Haul’s got nothin’ to lose,

JK Carrier’s ’bout to make moves!!!

Yesterday Bacardi felt the most hated,

Great Caesar’s Post thought Yet Another Comics Blog couldn’t take it,

Hero Sandwich fought until Grebok-Sod made it!!!

And today Russ Anderson’s feelin’ brand new,

Comics Ate My Brain’s got nothin’ to lose,

Get out Sims’s way, MOVE!!!

Yesterday, Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!,

…and today, Comic Treadmill!!!

Yesterday, Crisis on Earth Prime!,

…and today, Woody!!!

Get out The Fantom Walks’s way SpaceBooger, MOVE!!!

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 8

Friday, June 6th, 2008


Yo! It’s been instilled in Baddie since infinite ya’ll,

Usin’ these minutes like Pop! Goes the Icon valued the call!!!

Put Woody’s money in the bank, and hold rank,

Over friends Bacardi ain’t got leadership skills,

For the Love of Comics got the sheep in his eyes,

So BitterAndrew can’t sleep,

I Was Ben like the, land and laid, the brand old way!!!

Grand operate the Great Caesar’s Post way, L.I. sheist,

Hero Sandwich rock the XBOX instead of funkin’ with dice!!!

JK Carrier hate losin’ to those who walk away with Dem’s Good Readin’s dough,

Cuz Grebok-Sod dozed, and Siskoid broke free!!!

And now Comic Treadmill wanna see the resident provoking Yet Another Comics Blog,

To pop wheelies on SpaceBooger’s bicycle,

…watch Russ’s eyes twinkle!!!

One house, two houses, third house,

House rules, so house take bank, watch Cable & Tweed bank!!!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! had ‘em on the hawk since Atlanta (extravaganza!!!)

Church dropped a gamma ray rap,

…and Sims made the HULK snap!!!

(until)

Phoning It In jumped back like James Brown,

HEY NOW!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.