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Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Email bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with a link to your punch.
Entries should also link back to my official round-opening punch.

Any entries missing a link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night must include a female fighter in the panel mix. It’s ladies night, and it’s time to bring the fight!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

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Friday Night Fights — Ladies Night!!!

Friday, July 18th, 2008

The sixth (and possibly final) title-fight in this series is even more classic than the Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!!

For more than a year, the squared-circle has been off the hinges with a plethora of ass-whoopin’ and beat downs!!!

Along the way there have been prize-fights (Knockout), ol’ school (Classic Edition), and even the occasional combination — (Sucka-Punch), and (Uppercut)!!! Truth be told, most of you cats are still bruised from the first (Round 1) punch that started it all!!!

Still, there is nothing more deadly than feminine rage. And with that, I am proud to present to you,

“…oh what a fight!!!“

Beginning August 1^st, it is all about the ladies. Bahlactus knows that the ladies are the heaviest hitters in Comics today. Recognize. All punches thrown in the Ladies Night series, must feature a lady throwin’ down.

…if you can’t come correct, then don’t come at all!!! Bahlactus has spoken.

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Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 12

Friday, July 11th, 2008

“…b-d, b-d, b-d, that’s all folks!!!”

Tag team! Sims‘ back again!!!

Check and direct, let Great Caesar’s Post! begin!!!

Party on party people, let Crisis on Earth Prime hear some noise!!!

Comic Treadmill in the house, jump! jump! REJOICE!

There’s a party over here, Wicked Juan parties over there,

Wave Grebok-Sod’s hands in the air, shakin’ deriere!!!

These three words means Dem’s Good Readin’s gettin’ busy,

WHOOMP! there Woody is!!!

Hit Bacardi !!!

Upside down, turnin’ Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! inside out,

Hero Sandwich’s about to show BitterAndrew,

…what it’s all about!!!

Now it’s time for Letters to Myself to bring on the fight,

And BULLY makes this motherfuckin’ night right!!!

If The Secret of Wednesday’s Haul wants to get down,

I Was Ben gonna show Stars and Garters the way,

…WHOOMP! there it is!

Let’s hear Dave Ex Machina say!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

…and comin’ on strong,

“…oh what a fight!!!“

(…come back next week for the official announcement…)

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Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Email bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with a link to your punch.
Entries should also link back to my official round-opening punch.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

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