Always Bet on Bahlactus™ http://bahlactus.com Sat, 10 May 2008 04:17:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 en Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 4 http://bahlactus.com/2008/05/fnf-classic-rnd4/ http://bahlactus.com/2008/05/fnf-classic-rnd4/#comments Fri, 09 May 2008 22:00:28 +0000 Bahlactus friday night fights http://bahlactus.com/2008/05/fnf-classic-rnd4/

“…I ain’t givin’ you crackah’s nothin’!!!“

Ninja Shark Bites will make it to tomorrow, but BitterAndrew‘ll be lucky to see,

Have Letters to Myself tusslin’ & clutchin’ his knee,

While Panels of Awesome! struggles to breathe!!!

Make the gat splatter to Hero Sandwich’s bladder,

Like Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!’s ring disease,

(Yeah, we know), Bully’s holdin’ weight!!!

So just give JK Carrier the keys,

And watch the flick to witness Siskoid bleed!!!

Paramedics cuttin’ Comic Treadmill’s jeans,

Rippin’ Pop! Goes the Icon’s sleeves,

Puttin’ Woody’s ass in a bodybag,

…and zip it to leave!!!

Ain’t no mutha-hubbard do it like Sims do,

For the Love of Comics and Grebok-Sod runnin’ up,

But I Was Ben puttin’ two in Comics Ate My Brain & Munson too!!!

Yet Another Comics Blog put heads to bed like Crisis on Earth Prime with the flu,

Puttin’ a hit on Comic Coverage, while he runs wild with his crew!!!

And SpaceBooger is a liar when stealin’ Great Caesar’s Post’s truth!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!



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Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

]]> http://bahlactus.com/2008/05/fnf-classicedition-rules-rnd4/feed/ Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 3 http://bahlactus.com/2008/05/fnf-classic-rnd3/ http://bahlactus.com/2008/05/fnf-classic-rnd3/#comments Fri, 02 May 2008 22:00:35 +0000 Bahlactus friday night fights http://bahlactus.com/2008/05/fnf-classic-rnd3/

Whoever you are,

Wherever you are,

Shine!!!

…and Ninja Shark Bites is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Dem’s Good Readin’ is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Bully is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Birdie is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and The Comic Treadmill is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Letters to Myself is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Panels of Awesome! is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Sims is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Great Caesar’s Post is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Grebok-Sod is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Fortress of Fortitude is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and BitterAndrew is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Siskoid is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Pop! Goes the Icon is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and SpaceBooger is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and JK Carrier is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Hero Sandwich is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and we all just ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ our classic on!!!

…and Woody is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

…and Crisis on Earth Prime! is ridin’ with the top down,

…gettin’ his classic on!!!

…and Yet Another Comics Blog is whoopin’ the black & white off ya!!!

Hey! We just gettin’ our Friday Night Fights on!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

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Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

]]> http://bahlactus.com/2008/05/fnf-classicedition-rules-rnd3/feed/ Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 2 http://bahlactus.com/2008/04/fnf-classic-rnd2/ http://bahlactus.com/2008/04/fnf-classic-rnd2/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:00:30 +0000 Bahlactus friday night fights http://bahlactus.com/2008/04/fnf-classic-rnd2/

“…KOTTAM! Guard Yo’ GRILL!!!”

Church makes yo’ mouthpiece obese!!!

…like Della Reese!!!

When The Comic Nerd release, you lose teeth like Comics Ate My Brain!!!

…Nuckah, PLEASE!!! Blood floods yo’ dungarees!!!

And that’s just half of the Spacebooger’s warpath!!!

Laugh now and cry later, Letters to Myself rhyme greater,

…than the average A New World Order spectator!!!

They see Sims in the streets and say,

…yo, he nice because you die twice!!!

BitterAndrew comes as strong as a ripple,

While runnin’ on the Comic Treadmill hurts like a twisted nipple!!!

Russ Anderson‘ll make you green like a cucumber,

Bringing memories from way back when Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! was a newcomer!!!

Cable & Tweed use slugs from Mac-10’s, claimin’,

“let’s hug & make friends!!!“

Now, Dem’s Good Readin’ got you bleedin’ lovely,

Panels of Awesome!…rest eternally!!!

Rest where Munson let the worms be,

Grebok-Sod let the 9’s fly, baptize, and you’ll die!!!

Great Caesar’s Post leaves your spirit with a hole-y ghost!!!

JK Carrier put holes in most and For the ove of Comics looks shakey!!!

Slip-n-slide, and watch Yet Another Comics Blog break thee!!!

Look at what you made Pop! Goes the Icon do!!!

…brains blue

Crisis on Earth Prime just blew!!!

Time, time for Woody to give you the long goodbye!!!

And careful while Secret Earths kiss Siskoid the long goodnight!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!



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Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

]]> http://bahlactus.com/2008/04/fnf-classicedition-rules-rnd2/feed/ Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 1 http://bahlactus.com/2008/04/fnf-classic-rnd1/ http://bahlactus.com/2008/04/fnf-classic-rnd1/#comments Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:00:48 +0000 Bahlactus friday night fights http://bahlactus.com/2008/04/fnf-classic-rnd1/

“…i’m back, bitches…”

Did you miss me?

Sims is the stone that Secret Earths refused,

Crisis on Earth Prime is the visual,

…and Munson is the inspiration,

That made Woody sing the blues!!!

Hero Sandwich is the spark that makes The Comic Stop’s ideas bright!!!

Panels of Awesome has the same spark,

That makes Comics Ate My Brain glow in the dark!!!

So that Destination: Blog! can know Fortress of Fortitude’s left,

…from Dem’s Good Readin’s right!!!

A New World Order punched the ballot in Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep’s box!!!

Spacebooger is the bullet in Siskoid’s gun,

BitterAndrew’s got the inner glow,

That makes Comic Treadmill know,

To call I Was Ben, son!!!

Great Caesar’s Post!!! The story has just begun!!!

Check Yet Another Comics Blog for the promise of what’s to come!!!

For the Love of Comics will remain a soldier,

Until the war on Continuity Error is won!!!

Chop! Chop! Chop!

Duckin’ Blackmarket Pies judo flip!!!

Chop! Chop! Chop!

Watchin’ Russ Anderson lose his grip!!!

Chop! Chop! Chop!

Letters to Myself tatooin’ you with that kung-fu shit!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

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“…did you miss me?!?“

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

]]> http://bahlactus.com/2008/04/fnf-classicedition-rules-rnd1/feed/ Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition http://bahlactus.com/2008/03/fnf-classic-edition-psa/ http://bahlactus.com/2008/03/fnf-classic-edition-psa/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:48:06 +0000 Bahlactus friday night fights http://bahlactus.com/2008/03/fnf-classic-edition-psa/ True to form, the last 12-rounds of this Friday Night Fights series were absolutely rugged — our first prize-fight edition was a resounding success. There were many fighters bringing the thunder and definitely elevated KNOCKOUT!!! to a whole other level.

Since the first punch was thrown over one year ago, Friday Night Fights has brought you uppercuts, sucka-punches, and eventually the prize-fight for it all — knockout!!! It literally has been hell in the squared-circle!!!

After 13 months of ass-whoopin’s, what could possibly satiate the blood-thirsty lust that has bred warriors and slain the weak? It is time to get back to basics. It is time to get back to the roots. It’s time to break out the old reels with an old-school flavor. It is time for something…Classic.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!!

Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me. Bahlactus has spoken.

]]> http://bahlactus.com/2008/03/fnf-classic-edition-psa/feed/ Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 12 http://bahlactus.com/2008/03/fnf-knockout-rnd12/ http://bahlactus.com/2008/03/fnf-knockout-rnd12/#comments Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:00:44 +0000 Bahlactus friday night fights http://bahlactus.com/2008/03/fnf-knockout-rnd12/

What it dew? This final round of KNOCKOUT!!! is dedicated to all the lil’ bad knuckleheads runnin’ around the Friday Night Fights squared-circle…

Yo, it was all a dream,

Depriving and uprising my schemes,

But surprising, realizing that,

…yo, it was all a dream…

I kept my head above the water for cream,

But now I’m turnin’ all heads,

…when Bahlactus steps on the scene!!!

Oh yeah…

Sims, rock, rock on!

Michael May, rock, rock on!

For the Love of Comics, rock, rock on!

Blackmarket Pies, rock, rock on!

Siskoid, rock, rock on!

Continuity Error!, rock, rock on!

BitterAndrew, rock, rock on!

Ninja Shark Bites!, rock, rock on!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!, rock, rock on!

SpaceBooger, rock, rock on!

Mighty God King!, rock, rock on!

Russ Anderson, rock, rock on!

In A New World Order, rock, rock on!

Hero Sandwich, rock, rock on!

I Was Ben, rock, rock on!

Panels of Awesome!, rock, rock on!

Great Caesar’s Post!, rock, rock on!

Semantic Drift, rock, rock on!

The Comic Stop, rock, rock on!

Door Number Six!, rock, rock on!

Woody!!!, rock, rock on!

Westchester is for Lovers, rock, rock on!

Yet Another Comics Blog!, rock, rock on!

Secret Earths, rock, rock on!

To all my enemies!!!

Rock, ROCK ON!

This is a message from Bahlactus!!!

React and bring it on back!!!

On April 18th

It’s gonna be a classic scene!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!


…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

Ninja Shark Bites!!!

Enjoy your Walking Dead: Book One AND Book Two!!!

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