Mar 29

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition

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True to form, the last 12-rounds of this Friday Night Fights series were absolutely rugged — our first prize-fight edition was a resounding success. There were many fighters bringing the thunder and definitely elevated KNOCKOUT!!! to a whole other level.

Since the first punch was thrown over one year ago, Friday Night Fights has brought you uppercuts, sucka-punches, and eventually the prize-fight for it all — knockout!!! It literally has been hell in the squared-circle!!!

After 13 months of ass-whoopin’s, what could possibly satiate the blood-thirsty lust that has bred warriors and slain the weak? It is time to get back to basics. It is time to get back to the roots. It’s time to break out the old reels with an old-school flavor. It is time for something…Classic.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!!

Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me. Bahlactus has spoken.

Mar 28

Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 12

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What it dew? This final round of KNOCKOUT!!! is dedicated to all the lil’ bad knuckleheads runnin’ around the Friday Night Fights squared-circle…

Yo, it was all a dream,

Depriving and uprising my schemes,

But surprising, realizing that,

…yo, it was all a dream…

I kept my head above the water for cream,

But now I’m turnin’ all heads,

…when Bahlactus steps on the scene!!!

Oh yeah…

Sims, rock, rock on!

Michael May, rock, rock on!

For the Love of Comics, rock, rock on!

Blackmarket Pies, rock, rock on!

Siskoid, rock, rock on!

Continuity Error!, rock, rock on!

BitterAndrew, rock, rock on!

Ninja Shark Bites!, rock, rock on!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!, rock, rock on!

SpaceBooger, rock, rock on!

Mighty God King!, rock, rock on!

Russ Anderson, rock, rock on!

In A New World Order, rock, rock on!

Hero Sandwich, rock, rock on!

I Was Ben, rock, rock on!

Panels of Awesome!, rock, rock on!

Great Caesar’s Post!, rock, rock on!

Semantic Drift, rock, rock on!

The Comic Stop, rock, rock on!

Door Number Six!, rock, rock on!

Woody!!!, rock, rock on!

Westchester is for Lovers, rock, rock on!

Yet Another Comics Blog!, rock, rock on!

Secret Earths, rock, rock on!

To all my enemies!!!

Rock, ROCK ON!

This is a message from Bahlactus!!!

React and bring it on back!!!

On April 18th

It’s gonna be a classic scene!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!


…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

Ninja Shark Bites!!!

Enjoy your Walking Dead: Book One AND Book Two!!!

Mar 28

Friday Night Fights — Pre-(Prize)-Fight Rules

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Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

HOLD UP!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! LET ME PUT SOME STANK UP IN IT!!!

This time, it’s a PRIZE FIGHT!!! Every week, one winner will take home a Comics hardcover prize from my collection!!! Every week, during Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I will crown a random fighter as the lucky winner — so come correct!!!

The knockout prize fighter for this week wins a hardcover edition of Walking Dead: Book One AND Book Two!!!:


Mar 21

Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!! Round 11

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“…you suckas can’t fade steel!!!”

The Comic Stop became No.1 in the number 10,

Now Secret Earths wants to be permanent in number 11,

In the battle Ninja Shark Bites lost his finger, then straight bit SpaceBooger’s arm!!!

Pistol nozzle hits Great Caesar’s Post nasal, blood becomes lukewarm,

Tell Destination: Blog! be easy…

Naah…squeeze the Charmin!!!

Test the Fortress of Fortitude, see death flesh get scorned,

Semantic Drift beat Michael May so bad,

(…make Collected Editions feel like they ain’t wanna be born!!!)

And tell the Comic Treadmill’s friends stay the hell out of For the Love of Comics lawn!!!

BitterAndrew became biter Andrew stealin’ from A New World Order chicken farm!!!

Damn, another dead pigeon…

If Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! mafiosos then Blackmarket Pies is bringin’ on Haitian Sicilians!!!

Nobody’s shootin’, JK Carrier’s body is made of hand grenade!!!

Hero Sandwich bled to death while Door Number Six was tongue-kissing a razor blade!!!

That sounds sick maybe one day Friday Night Fights will be a horror,

Cable and Tweed comes to the ghetto, jacks an ACURA!!!

Siskoid sees crack babies becoming enemies (of their own families),

What’s going on?!?

Armageddon come WoodY know like Jesus, it is done…

Yet Another Comics Blog by the side just in case Matching Dragoons gotta rump!!!

A boy on the side of Babylon, trying to front like Sims down with Mount Zion!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!


…and the winner of tonight’s prize-fight is…

Blackmarket Pies!!!

Enjoy your Jack Kirby’s Galactic Bounty Hunters!!!

Mar 21

Friday Night Fights — Pre-(Prize)-Fight Rules

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Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCK OUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

HOLD UP!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! LET ME PUT SOME STANK UP IN IT!!!

This time, it’s a PRIZE FIGHT!!! Every week, one winner will take home a Comics hardcover prize from my collection!!! Every week, during Friday Night Fights — KNOCKOUT!!!, I will crown a random fighter as the lucky winner — so come correct!!!

The knockout prize fighter for this week wins a hardcover edition of Jack Kirby’s Galactic Bounty Hunters:

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