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Jul 11

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

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Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Email bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with a link to your punch.
Entries should also link back to my official round-opening punch.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.

Jul 4

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! POSTPONED!!!

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“…today, we celebrate our Independence Day!!!“

(Punisher, by Andy Macdonald)

Come through on July 11^th…
…for the…
…12^th and FINAL…

Classic Edition Round!!!

Jun 27

Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! Round 11

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Dem’s Good Readin’ is from the streets where the,

Hood could swallow the Comic Treadmill with bullets to follow,

There’s so much coke Siskoid could run the slalom!!!

And cops comb Ninja Shark Bites top to bottom,

They say cats like OracleBatgirl is prone to violence!!!

…but it’s home, sweet home…

Where personalities crash and SpaceBooger meets chrome!!!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep! prices the ring up like it’s Woody’s Wall Street home!!!

And Great Caesar’s Post is worse than the low on the Dow Jones!!!

Welcome to hell, where Yet Another Comics Blog is welcome to sell,

But when Baddie’s shells come, BitterAndrew better return ‘em,

All scars, (Letters to Myself earn ‘em)!!!

Comics Ate My Brain watch for cops hoppin’ out the back of a van,

Hero Sandwich wears a G on his chest, but Blah-g de Wicked Juan don’t need that for damn!!!

This ain’t sewn outfits, homes, The Fantom Walks is about it,

Continuity Error clappin’ them flamers before Church became famous,

Funkin’ with Sims, Bacardi shall forever remain nameless!!!

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Jun 27

Friday Night Fights — Pre-Fight Rules

Published in friday night fights by Bahlactus | one comment

Friday Night Fights officially begins at 6PMEST each and every Friday when I throw the opening punch for the round. If you want to get down with Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition!!! BLACK & WHITE!!!, then (on Fridays) between 6PM - 10PM (EST):

Email bahlactus[AT]bahlactus.com with a link to your punch.
Entries should also link back to my official round-opening punch.

The rules are simple. Every punch thrown in Friday Night Fights — Classic Edition must be delivered in black and white. The time has come to unleash your Raging Bull!!! Any punch not thrown in black and white will automatically be disqualified (yes, color images can and SHOULD be converted to black and white). Do not fail me.

Any entries missing this link risk an EARLY KNOCKOUT!!! The Announcer’s freestyle will publish between 11PM and 1AMEST. Bahlactus has spoken.